Excuse me, ma'am, I couldn't help but notice you from the street and I told myself, 'If I don't go over there and talk to her, I'll regret it forever.' "Well, truly, I'm flattered, but I'm in the middle of lunch." "Couldn't you just tell me your name, or give me your number? I'd love to take you out some time." "That won't be happening, this is my girlfriend, Tracy.  My name is Maria, nice to meet you." With that, Harrison was shot down again.  He tried and tried to pick up women, to no avail.  His girlfriends told him he'd meet the right girl soon enough, but he wanted her now.  He was tired of rejection and soon he'd find a way to have any woman he wanted, by any means necessary.
